The Republic of FC Cincinnati is a massive, genial nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, state-planned economy, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, devout population of 2.242 billion FC Cincinnatians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 48.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped FC Cincinnatian economy, worth 88.5 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 39,459 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, a major religion has been named as FC Cincinnati's national religion, Leader has just been declared ruler of FC Cincinnati in an international press conference, and FC Cincinnati has designated FC Cincinnati City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FC Cincinnati's national animal is the crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

FC Cincinnati is ranked 156,078^th in the world and 6,063^rd in Balder for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 335.11 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.